National Tell A Joke Day
Just for fun, here are a few bookkeeping jokes leading up to National Tell A Joke Day on August 16, 2023
In the style of Jeff Foxworthy's, you might be a redneck…
If your idea of balancing the books is stacking them up neatly on the shelf, you might need a bookkeeper.
In the style of Jeff Foxworthy's, you might be a redneck…
If you think "double entry" refers to a two-for-one deal at the local diner, you might need a bookkeeper.
In the style of Jeff Foxworthy's, you might be a redneck…
If your financial records are so disorganized that they make a tornado look like a gentle breeze, you might need a bookkeeper.
In the style of Jeff Foxworthy's, you might be a redneck…
If your filing system consists of shoving receipts into a shoebox labeled "Important Stuff," you might need a bookkeeper.
In the style of Jeff Foxworthy's, you might be a redneck…
If your tax deductions are based on a Magic 8-Ball's advice, you might need a bookkeeper.
In the style of Jeff Foxworthy's, you might be a redneck…
If you believe that "profit margin" is the space between your couch cushions where loose change accumulates, you might need a bookkeeper.
In the style of Jeff Foxworthy's, you might be a redneck…
If your idea of financial forecasting is predicting which vending machine will have your favorite snack, you might need a bookkeeper.
Remember, folks, having a professional bookkeeper can save you from some serious financial headaches and keep your business on track. So don't be afraid to ask for help when it comes to keeping those books in order! (In my best Jeff Foxworthy impersionation)
What is your favorite Joke?
Here is one of mine:
